Recently we received an invitation to a Christmas party. DH
has to read everything to me and get it on our calendar. He read me the date, the time, that we were
supposed to bring a food item, and--last but not least--we were to bring a
white elephant gift.
Now, from my life experience, a white elephant gift is
something that is inexpensive, insubstantial, and part of a party game. So I made a salmon spread, dressed up in
my Christmas finery, and thought about a
whitrf elephant gift.
I still had three lovely
Honeynut squashes from my ganden. Relunctantly I would be willing to share one of them with
someone. So I polished it all up and put
it in a fancy bag and we started off to the party.
All went well until it was time to do the gift game. As people begin opening the white elephant
gifts, it was immediately evident that I was unaware of something very
important. All the gifts were neither insubstantial
nor inexpensive. I looked over at my husband and he said “Oops. I forgot to tell
you that the gift was supposed to be $20.”
As I watched gift after gift being
opened, I sank lower into my chair. Luckily, a friend opened my squash and expressed great joy. I immediately decided I was going to have to
make it up to her.
I had the highest number and was the last person to pick a
gift. There was only only one gift left
and it was a small red gift bag. When
opened, it was an Amazon gift card for for $50. So, someone else had
misread their invitation. But it made me
doubly embarrassed. I not only brought the cheapest gift. I went home with the most expensive gift. But all’s well that
ends well, because when we entered the gift card code it said it was invalid
and had been already redeemed. It turns
out that my beautiful squash was the most prescious gift of all.