It's a sorry state when your dog spends more time with your bra than you do... I do admit that I hate wearing one and seldom do. So it was often hanging on the closet knob or on the bed post and it has become a favorite of Morris. Whenever he can snag it he dashes off to some corner and cuddles with it... It's a sport bra and very soft. Then if I need to appear in public I have to go searching for my one and only bra..
I have a lot of "M" adjectives I use for Morris...like marvelous and magnificent. But modest isn't one of them. His preferred sleeping position is on his back. I think he is dreaming of some perky poodle coming along and sniffing his "parts." In reality though he will settle for a tummy rub while he is sleeping.... If you come along and rub his tummy while he's sleeping he makes all these lovely moaning sounds and almost purrs..... This coming Friday is his appointment for the "Big Snip". Then only perky poodles in his dreams.........
Too funny! I feel the same as you, only for leaving the house! I curse the man who invented these, they're the most uncomfortable contraptions ever invented! Now give me one that's air conditioned, and I'm there!
ReplyDeleteMorris is quite a card!
ReplyDeleteI love your posts about the pooches!! Puppies are always a riot. My daughter and grandsons moved in with us after she was without work for two years. Her german shepherd/rot is a brother to mine. Hers got all the bad habits. He can open doors when you don't want him to. He gets a drink from the drip saucer on the water cooler....AND .... he collects any dirty sock he can find. We have counted 20 in this mouth at one time. If he can't find any on the floor, he opens the hamper and finds them there. W
ReplyDeleteThat is so weird my dog does the same thing! She rolls around all over my bra and gets it all hairy and makes it uncomfortable to wear later on because of the hair.
ReplyDeleteObviously Morris is smart as a whip! He knows that these are uncomfortable and of no real value! You are definitley a girl after my own heart! I am tempted to send Morris my bra as well. I think anyone would love to receive an antique rose cutting .... great idea! Marya from CQI
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